You Know You're From Indiana If....

This is NOT a joke. I'm not really sure what we call mangoes, or if people from Indiana know what they are.

"I washed the toilet".

Yup. Come fourth of July, we light any kind of fireworks in our yard.

Fact.

:)

And yet no one can dance still?

Ha.

People sing "Gary Indiana" to me all the time. DONT THEY KNOW THE RULE?!?

Ain't it the truth. Especially going to school!

Menacing devils.

We have the gear to play in my garage...

(case in point...hahaha)

Um, yes.

Because you know, you have to go to all the haunted places!!

Let's not forget Kokomo or Versailles.

SUGAR CREAM PIE!!!

Okay, not really bicyclists. No one really exercises without getting honked at.

Hoosiers are too nice.

Indy=Indianapolis!

And freaking annoying. but there's a rule that if three cars are behind a tractor, they have to pull over.

The sad truth.

And have burnout competitions. And your principle ends every announcement with "Git 'r done!"

I'm a BOSS at this game.

Who needs shoes??

Hello, we get school off for this, because everyone would skip if they didn't.

"Tear-uh-hoe-t" Hard T optional.